Shave your head, and get an awesome wig.

If a zombie grabs your hair, you’re pretty much dead already. If he grabs your wig it makes for a humorous, yet exciting story.

You need to hide. Don’t go to a Police Station, Mall, Church, or Airport. Those places are the FIRST places that everyone goes. And that’s where everyone dies. Barricade yourself inside your home, and stay there for two days or so. Make sure to keep the lights off, and have an escape route planned. Once all the dumb-asses are dead, it’s safe to get a motorbike and travel to safety.

The reason for this, is because it seems quite possible that it will happen soon.

The technology is right.

And there is a few news reports of faces being eaten off.

GET READY PREPARING, OR GET READY TO DIE.

But only so I can start the world anew, and dictate my post apocalyptic tribe’s fashion sense. “Why yes, billy! Us humans have ALWAYS worn animal ear hats at all times. And when you’re a man, you’ll get a wide arrangement of suits and tophats just like your father.”

Adrian, if it makes you feel any better, know that I find potatoes EXTREMELY arousing.

Jamie was sitting at his desk, asking himself what he should wear as his costume for avcon.

Then a thought came to Jamie.

The question wasn’t what Jamie should wear, but what Jamie should.. When!

This game was being played at a party I was at last night. Luckily I caught on to what was happening, BEFORE I DIED.

No, I am not high.
I am weird.
There’s a difference.
A tiny, tiny difference.

IT’S AN ANON!!! :D *jumps up and down* I am quite good! TAFE is more than a little annoying, but that’s only because I’m doing MATH. XD

HOW ARE YOU, ANON??

kekipi:

I don’t think I could love this anymore than I do.